The Non-Druggie's Survival Guide to Drugs!

  

This is an unusual post guys. I want to use this post to talk about drugs. I’m going to be honest here because I do not know much about the subject and don't really know what to talk to you guys about. 

I do know however the first time I came into knowledge about this subject was through the D.A.R.E. program. This program was presented in elementary schools throughout the country and it was known for one simple message: Don’t do drugs. Or you will die.

They also gave out dope t-shirts.

Now little me took that advice to heart as seeing if I participated in drug use I would die. And I didn’t want that to happen just now.

My first encounter of drugs was when I visited DC with some buddies. We were chilling out until the early morning when we realized we needed to drop one of our friends off at his place. But before we left in the van, Rich, one of my friends, produced a massive bong out of his backpack. He then lit up and passed the bong to the next person. And the next. And the next. Till it finally came to me. I inhaled. My throat burnt. 

After that shenanigan, we piled into the van fifteen minutes later. I was sort of let down. I hadn’t felt a thing. From what I gathered from movies and television, people that smoked weed generally solve mysteries and eat a lot of food. We were doing neither so I was somewhat disappointed. I mean I’m not even feeling anything-

OH. SHIT.

It was starting.

  

The hairs on the back of my neck rose. My sense of place grew distant. I guess I was high? Yes. I was high. 

Our entire crew of five then proceeded to drive throughout our nation’s capital, admiring all the sights. Rich and I were sitting in the back of the van, hosting our own talk show with much similarity to the sound of Terrence and Phillip of South Park.

The last notable event that I noticed was when we were driving down a narrow tunnel of trees. There were no street lamps so the only light emitted was from the headlights of the car. The driver then showed us the Tunnel to Wonderland. He shut off the front lights so the only remaining light that still remained was from the very end of the tunnel. This is what tripped me out the most for it appeared we were going through hyperspace.

 

To infinity and beyond - Star Trek 

So that was my first experience being high. There’s not really a message or anything else you can take away from this post, I just wanted to share that with you…

Sooo yeahh this is awkward. 

Wanna learn more about drugs? Check out this blog, Intoxication: A Human Right, it's much more informative and danker than mine.