Breaking Breakfast

Hello non-cookers! I hope your week was full of food that you didn’t cook, because once again you are here under my tutelage to learn the art of basic cooking!

Scenario: You are at a party/social/mixer/sock-hop just having a good time. Across the room you see a fresh cutie giving you the love eyes. You start talking to one another and before you know it, both of you are back at your place doing the taxes.

You wake up next morning and realize they are still there. Chances are you and said other person are very hungry. What besides toast could you provide for their nourishment. At this point toast is practically an insult to their ingenuity.

Like what's your deal man?

Have no fear, as I will show you an eggcellent way of  how to impress your honey by making a 

Breakfast Meal .... For Adults! 

Pancake mix

Vanilla

Cinnamon

Eggs

Bacon

Shredded Cheese

Butter

Pancakes

Step 1: Pour a cup of pancake mix into a bowl.

Put a pinch of cinnamon and vanilla in there as well. 

Cause I mean let's face it, pancake mix gets lonely that none of their grandkids
 come visit them anymore...

Step 2: Pour a ¼ of a cup of water into the bowl. Then whisk thoroughly until you get rid of all the lumps from the mix.

Step 3: Spread butter around the base of the pan so that the ingredients won’t stick. Turn the heat to around medium heat.

Put a small amount of mix onto the pan.

Once the mix starts to look the brown-gold color flip it over. 

Repeat again in 30 seconds. Do this for how many pancakes that you and your schnookums desire.

Bacon

This next section is about bacon or the reason why everyone actually gets out of bed in the morning.

Step 4: Turn the heat up to medium-high. Place around three strips onto the pan. 

Once they start to turn brown and crispy flip over. Wait for about 40 seconds to a minute once on the other side then take off.

Eggs

Step 5: Crack open X amount of eggs based upon how ravaged you feel from last night.

 

So ravaged

Pour them all into a pan on medium heat. Scramble the pre-birds with your spatula.

Step 6: After 3-4 minutes turn down the heat and spread cheese on top of the mound of eggs that you are so desperately craving.

 

ye glorious mound

And there you have it! 

A breakfast fit for a morning of confusion and questioning of lifestyle choices!

 

So once the two of you are fed and back to the awkward glancing of please get out of my place I need you to go, you should ask said lad/lassie for a number to reach them on so you can repeat un-said events from last night.

Cause let’s face it. You really want to do that again. And by that, I mean bacon.

Guest Eater of the Week: Beth – A not so obnoxious freshman

“You done good pig.”

“Flavors are nice. Everything cooked thoroughly.”